everythingnrlandmore: Parramatta, you are a stupid excuse for a football team! WTF?! Like seriously you can’t play well for 2 weeks in a row? Bunch of girls.. Except for you Hindy, you don’t deserve this. Where did all the offloads go?
Three random annoyances:
When people call their (legit) parents by their first names. When people refer to international football teams as ‘[insert team]NT’. “The German NT” and even worse, “USMNT/USWNT” for example. It’s so needless and unnecessary and ugly. When people get all pissed off over suicide attempts that ‘inconvenience’ others and ‘needlessly...
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
Anonymous asked: do u have instagram?
Not too bad a try from the Bulldogs. Scored a few like this in my career every now and then. (Still convinced they’re fiddling the salary cap again.)
Holger Badstuber to score in a 3-0 win for Germany
Talk to me. But first… Chippy tea. (Another great thing about being home is that people in Leicester looked at me like I was speaking Swahili whenever I mentioned that phrase come a Friday.)
Guessing which band Speed thinks Matt's from
Russell: This person here says The Magic Numbers. Can it be them? ...That's insulting to you, do you think? Why did your mouth just drop open?
Matt: Because I wanted to ram a pie in it!
The Russell Brand Show: 28th February 2007
Trevor: You know, the flower stall on Pimlico Square? That's a front.
Russell: A front? What for?
Russell: Trevor, if YOU know about it...what kind of a front is it if you've infiltrated it when buying some daffodils?
Matt: It that true, Trev?
Russell: Pimlico Square flower stall is MI5?
Matt: "I - I've said too much already..."
Trevor: Listen, the Eastern European...
Matt: "ABORT! ABORT!"
Russell: "SWARM! SWARM!"
Trevor: Luckily, this is pre-record and I know...
Matt: He's wearing a wire!
Russell: Trevor, you are wired up! What is that wire?
Trevor: Well, how do you think I get this hair to stand up?
Russell: I just thought it was sheer bad luck.
Matt: Sheer bad fashion sense.
Trevor: Oh...stop it!
Russell: Trevor, don't say things like that. I just think you've seen the film 'Buster', saw that at the end of the film he had a flower stall...
Trevor: I had a friend who worked at the Gurta Institute...
Matt: I don't believe it!
Trevor: He worked at the Gurta Institute and he invited me to a special...
Russell: Every time we ask him to explain something, it goes all mental and boring!
Trevor: It just takes some concentration rather than your pinball machine brain.
Matt: Come on, is that really true?
Trevor: Yes, it's true!
Russell: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Trevor: LISTEN! There was an embassy, the Eastern European embassy, and there was a flower stall there...in the middle of nowhere where there's no one around to buy them! Why have a flower stall there?
Russell: Is this your evidence that you've just worked out yourself?
Trevor: They told me about it, the Eastern Europeans.
Russell: The Eastern Europeans told you about it?
Trevor: Yeah. Back in the 80s.
Russell: Back in the 80s?! You were a little boy!
Trevor: They didn't tell me about it then...
Russell: What were you doing garnering this information then? Trevor, the child detective! Like some CIA Harry Potter. "Here, this flower stall suspicious!" You're living your life like an Enid Blyton fantasy.
Trevor: They told me about it last year and...
Russell: TREVOR I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
We’re not going home, we’re not going home! We’re not going, we’re not going WE’RE NOT GOING HOME!